So I will totally try this for the first time:
Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
I did not go to McDonald's last week for a free fry promotion because I've promised Justin that I will not eat McDonald's anymore, and I most certainly do not break promises to my husband. Who does that? And I definitely did not get hit by karma when on this supposed McDonald's trip, I totally got charged for the free fries (which is the only reason I would've gone there to begin with). And then I would never be the type of person to rush back to the office with my McDonald's lunch and promptly log onto their website to complain. Not me!
I did not forget to put my memory card back into my camera before leaving the house the other day. I would never leave my memory card sitting out on my desk, especially when we were making a special trip to the park just to take pictures. Forget? No way! Not me!
I did not go to the grocery store and buy reduced sugar cupcake mix and reduced sugar chocolate icing thinking that would get me out of having to worry about my gestational diabetes. I would never indulge in cupcakes or any other sweets while on my diabetic diet. Not me! That would be cheating!
Finally, I did not, even for a second, get excited about winning a photo caption contest on MckMama's blog last week. Why would I be the least bit excited about getting a quick mention on someone else's blog? That's ridiculous! I'm so not that easily amused. Not me!